The Ultimate Saturday Nite

We finally figured out the recipe for the ULTIMATE Saturday Nite!!

• 1 Gallon of Gasoline
• 7 Gallons of Yoo-Hoo
• 1 Billy Joel CD
• A gaggle of screaming 13-year olds
• 6 Bakers Dozens of Boston Cream Doughnuts
• A Buttload of Whipits
• 1 Metric Shitton of of Sweet Potatoes
• An infinity +1 of body shots
• Midget porn (lots)
• 8 French Maid Outfits
• 1 Googol of googles
• zero + 1/8 snapple
• Repititious Reputations
• Nipple tassles
• Catholic Girls (virgins)!
• Encyclopedia Brittanica
• But Pluggs
• 1 Gift Certificate to Banana Republic (worth $34 million)

Add this all to one rousing rendition of "That's What Friends are For," and you've got the ultimate evening in New York.