Carpet Muchet Diem

I know who you are. If you don't stop f***ing with me, I won't stop F***ing with you. What do you know about K Fed?

Other cat dancers I've talked to on the web, used techno, heavy metal, and world beat. One guy said he uses Marley to build up vibrators that last for days. My father is a court reporter. In just five minutes, just for men. But you have to be careful; sometimes the energy is so powerful i worry about overstimulating my anus. At those levels, comma, your pussy is moist, and the ocillation could collapse into an anal vortex and suck my spiritual reserves into a state of negative sub-matter. Anal drippings. Gross. Full stop. The last time I ate at Olive Garden, I thought of that time I entered a sex shop in Montreal. That shit was crazy. Did you see them bitch titties? I made your pussy dirppings into gravy. We feed it to the cat. K Fed and bits. Sorry mom, it's just a joke, about K FEd's sex tape. Speaking of pussy drippings, the turky drumsteak is fabulous. Thanks mom! AKA you're beautiful. PS go to hell. PS remarry dad or I'll hate you forever. Smoke Weed. Plppbopbpbplblbplbp. Sincerely, E Pluribus Unum AKA Benjamin Franklin freemasons. PS Jesus is Black. I have the technology to build a spaceship and I will blow your religion into smithereens. The universe has no room for your retardation or your bullshit, so take it back to Uranus. Oy vey. Don't come back. Just kidding welcome back. It's good to see you again. Remember that time we got really high and the condom slipped off and fell into the cat food. Whooooops! full stop. PS you're on speaker phone. pbplplllbplbppblbpblbpblbpbl It's peanut butter jelly time. How long is this going to take. I have explosive diarrhea and I'm in a hot tubb. Holy shit. LOL OMFG ;D Omigod, this is so embarrassing, comma full stop. But don't take my word for it. Check out http://youtube.com/watch?v=HJoRHgFqbvQ

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