Another monday morning, still no lasagna

I woke up at 2:30am, and quickly realized that I apparently passed out last night in my winter coat, along with the rest of my outfit. Dear Ben, you sweet evil bitch. My second realization was that all I ate yesterday was:

• 2 pieces wheat toast
• Coffee
• 1 bowl of cottage cheese with tomatoes and bell peppers
• an undetermined number of fake doritos
• about 10 vodka-based drinks

If I keep up this diet, I am going to get so skinny. Lindsay Lohan--eat your heart out!

-Shannon