free sparks=one crazy night

hey guys, i'm sure you can picture the scene in my house right now as if i were in your own living room. its 930 am, we had a wild night last night and im up and everyone else is asleep. i wanted to use the advantage of my insomnia to allow me to be the first one to tell you guys about last night....

so during the day yesterday i saw a flier on lorrimer street (had to walk there for the subway because of construction on that goddamn L train, will it ever end?) advertising that supreme trading was giving out free sparks between 10 and 11 that very night. immediately my mind was whisked away to grander days when the sparks was freeflowing and when nick tore the cover of the ciggarette machine. i knew we couldnt pass this up. flash forward several hours to when we were rushing to get to supreme trading (what a shitty name for a bar) at exactly 10 so that we could take full advantage of the freeflowing sparks. when we got there at around 10:05 we were shocked to discover that it was practically empty and almost noone there was drinking the distinctly colored beverage that turns mice into men. we bellied up to the bar a bit timidly and were given each our very own free sparks. we were rolling hella deep, had hella homies. we slammed those ones and practically ran to the bar to get our seconds, the insatiable desire for more growing with every agonizing step. back up at the bar the bitchy bartender informed us, not without a little glee, that they were out of sparks. it was 1020 and there was noone in that godforsaken hipster haven and they were out. talk about a buzzkill. we quickly recovered from that damaging blow and raged on. apparently some hipster girls behind us were trying to start a fight with katey but that is to be expected. when they dj started spinning some miami bass and katey started doing what she was born to do, they backed off. kiva and i were obviously fucking with all of the hipster boys in the bar which was certainly cruel but always entertaining.
the climax of the evening came when gabriel and i got into an icethrowing spat, it was run of the mill, just a few pieces back and forth at each other and so on. one peice of ice that i intended for gabriel landed on some chick. the young woman responded very graciously by throwing her entire drink on kody. kody in turn threw a drink on the girl and the next thing i knew it was about 5 am two ni***rs were being hauled off in an ambulance and one one ni***r had taken his shirt off talking about who else want to fuck with hollywood cole. what really happened is that the girl's very big boyfriend came over and started yelling "who threw a drink on my girl?" i missed this part but apparently he then went over to the bar waited in line, bought a drink, and then threw the whole thing on kody (splashing most of our crew). you would think that this would appease him since he totally humiliated us by throwing that drink but he was still pissed off and talking shit about wanting to fight kody. in the chaos that ensued, kayla elbowed the guy, kody went on dancing as if holifield had just won the fight, and i went outside and called a car so that we could get kody out of there asap.
we went back to kody and JJ's house and woke JJ up yelling about how funny the night was. i ate a burrito out of their garbage and katey and kayla tried to convince us that we could have taken the guy. bullshit. (imagine i said that while covering it up with a cough)
had you two been there, i think we could have taken him.
i miss you guys. pourhouse today....