Dont be surprised by the way I do my thing

Jesus christ, how much the world has changed, I can sit here in the midst of a mind bender and not notice how long it has been since we have all sat together on some sweat drenched pad watching the absolute shittiest entertainment ever contrived by humanity and believe that what we held amongst us was the closest we have ever come to the ever so popular Bartelt philosophy. God will it ever be the same as it was before? I doubt it. We will get behind the wheel and then wait. Someone will come along. Pick us up. And drive us. Before long we will find ourselves at a magazine party looking at everyone wondering if they like the scarf around my neck or the way I hold my drink. Oh by the way, I wouldn't mind buying another six pack of tallboys after breakfast this sunday and sitting on the floor letting the cool breeze find its way up my shorts to my red light touch area and bask in the failed winter warmth. I could try to tell you more about the happenings but there is really only one thing I should tell you about. It really could be the thesis of our year 2006. It has to do with the future. There are two choices that will be presented to us this year. What do we see in the future? Some may give us pesimistic options: Hope and Fear. I will present another alternative for the Future. Dope and Beer.